Monday, February 1, 2010
What day is today?
I went out with my mom just now and things happened at all the places we went.

[INCIDENT 1]
First, we went to the public library because i wanted to return two novels i borrowed two weeks plus ago. I was actually returning late but the librarian didn't fine me. I think i am too cute to be fined. *wtf* Anyway, that is not the point. There was a lady went to there as well to find for her daughter's belongings. Her daughter left them in the library last Saturday because she thought the library was going to open after the break at 1pm. Apparently, that was not a break. The library closed at 1pm on Saturday. So, her mom had to go all the way there to help her to collect her belongings.

[INCIDENT 2]
After that, we went to bank to withdraw some money. You know la, Chinese New Year is only two weeks away. There were a lot of people standing outside the bank unbeknownst to us. We then saw a bunch of reporters. *Wondering were they going to interview me, take nice photo of me... ... wtf.* There are a few polices too. So, we started guessing. My mom thought it was b.o.m.b but it was impossible with the crowds outside the bank. Takkan they willing to die for the news, right? I kept pondering about it while we were withdrawing money from the ATM machine at the bank. The machine room is separated from the main bank lobby area or whatever area you call it. *I used the word pondering because it sounds more cool. wtf.* After we walked out from there, my mom heard one of the polices said something about rompak (robbery). So, i guess it's some kind of robbery happened there.

[INCIDENT 3]
The next destination was post office. It was not far from the bank. We sat there patiently waiting for our turn to pay for streamyx. Suddenly, everyone in the post office turned to stare at us. *Perasan-ing* Actually, they were staring outside of the post office. The car's tyre was stuck in the small drain. I wondered how that man drove. The tyre fitted perfectly in the drain that the car couldn't move at all. It stuck there for quite some time. We still saw the tyre in the drain even after we finished forking money for streamyx. *Heartache.* One nice thing was, the workers at post office tried to help him up.

[INCIDENT 4]
We went to Tunas Manja to shop for some Chinese New Year stuffs but we didn't buy much because some of the stuffs did not have price tags. So, we ended up bought only a few packets of cookies. Then, i met my old schoolmate. She worked as a cashier there. I am really sorry that i can't remember your name but i do remember you. I always confuse her name and her another friend's name. I can't remember their name until now.

[INCIDENT 5]
Finally, we were heading home. Oh, how come there were so many people at the road near the traffic light? My mom said it must be an accident. Guess what, she was right, it was an accident. I was trying to see the condition of the accident while my mom was concentrating in driving. One tapao liao! I saw a big black plastic bag on the stretcher. Need not me to say, you know what is inside that bag. It must be a very critical accident. RIP. Everyone, please take care and drive slow and safely!

I don't even know how to conclude this post. The day is still early, hopefully, no more such incidents happened in the rest of today. Take care, everyone!
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Hunting in Times Square
My neighbors are having renovation. Yes, neighbors not neighbor. The continual of knocking sound disrupts my good night sleep with such a nice dream. Since i am awake, i should blog something instead of lying starfishly on bed. Actually, i am supposed to continue the post i blogged half way before i went to KL last week with my mom, but i somehow not in the mood of it. So, i shall show you some of our booties from hunting in Times Square.

Here it is:


Bags and bags of stuffs.


Though it does not look brown, it is actually a brown overall shorts. I can even tie a bow on my waist with the ribbon or belt given. I am not sure whether it is considered as ribbon or belt. *wtf*


I like this piece especially the leopard print singlet. Mind you, it's the last piece in the shop! By the way, that is my bracelet made from coconut shells. Of cause, i did not make it, i bought it instead.


Oh, that's my toes. My toes went into the picture accidentally. I was too lazy to retake the picture. *Failed photographer* This is my mom's. She was so indecisive when buying this shirt. There were so many colors for her to choose.


Eh, isn't this the same as the previous one? Yes, yes, yes, you are smart! *wtf.* If you did not realise about this, you are a failed reader!!! *wtf again.* I bought the same shirt with my mom because it looked very nice on the doll.


We bought this piece for my sister and i regretted. I should have owned it. *Teary eyes.*


This is another regret. I like this too but too bad, i chose it for my sister. I did not buy one more because i did not want to own the same exact piece as she did. Actually, i can choose another colour for her and save this pink one for myself.


Oh, it's my mom's T shirt i guess. She said she did not have pink T shirt. So, here it is.


What is this fish doing here? It's the hair accessories i bought at no idea which shop. Isn't it cute? At first, i wanted to buy the small little hat as well but too bad the pink little hat was dirty, so i did not buy it.


I like this shoes. It's not entirely flat. It does have a small short heels.


There are small crystals on the shoes! Fake one. Haha!


I did not buy this. *wtf.* It's the bathroom door of the hotel we stayed.

The main reason i went to KL is not shopping but something else which is neither fun nor interesting. So, cut it off straight.

I am going to continue the post i did half way! It's about Valentine's day!!! *So many exclamation marks as though i am excited about it. wtf.*
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Random movies
These are some of the movies i have watched lately. I will post about the others next time. It would be such a long winding post if i squeeze them all here and i believed nobody would bother to read it.

AVATAR

Jake, a paraplegic ex-marine was brought to another planet which inhabited by Na'vi. They spoke Na'vi language. The language was actually created a professor to fit in this movie which was learnable. Na'vi had blue striped skin with yellow eyes. Their waists were so thin. The most amazing body parts were their pony tails. They plucked in their pony tails to the horses or the birds *No idea what the flying animals are* like we plucked in our pendrive into CPU or something like that. Cool huh? *Except the yellow eyes part. Yellow eyes give an impression that they have some kind of disease.* One more thing, Neytiri, one of the main character, had gills! I wonder how they use both nose and gills to breath. Jake was actually a spy for the human but he eventually fell in love with Neytiri. So, the story went on like normal story would; the guy turned over the girl side and helped her people to fight against the evil.

This movie provides superb visual entertainment. There are many beautiful weird flora and fauna. By the way, the director, James Cameron started this movie at 2005. How long had he take? Calculator please? wtf. 4 years, he took 4 years to finished this movie.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Everybody knows the what it is about so no point i talk about the story here.
I personally do not like this movie. I prefer Twilight more.

Reasons of not liking this movie:
*1 Why are most of the posters have Edward Cullen and Bella Swan without Jacob Black? He is one of the main characters what. Some posters have Jacob Black on them but still seem not as significant as Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. *Just to clarify, I am not a Jacob Black fans*
*2 Why is Bella Swan keep shivering especially when she talks?
*3 I dislike the part which showing Bella sitting on a chairs and the screen keeps turning from left to right and right to left again and again. There must be some other better methods to show that the time past months by months. It's making me dizzy. wtf.
*4 I somehow think that Robert Pattison is not the perfect actor for Edward Cullen this character. Ok la, in short, i don't like him. Done!

Anyhow, i am still looking forward to Eclipse.

WILD CHILD

This movie is a comedy that can definitely light up your weekend and weekdays as well if you watch during weekdays. wtf. It's about a rich girl, Poppy *Her name is cute, isn't it? One of her room mates' name is cute too, Drippy.* from Malibu who is sent to a country British boarding school. She always carried her sanitizer around. 'Where's my sanitizer? Eww...!!!' I remember this line very well! *Praise my memorising skill. wtf.* She tried her best not to achieve good result but to be expelled with the help of her room mates whom she soon befriended with them. They did all sort of crimes to help her up. However, she eventually realised that she actually wanted to stay at Abey Mount *The British boarding school.* after she discovered her mom was a former student there. At the end, she saw her mom as a lacrosse team leader, leaded the school lacrosse team to final competition and guess what? Her team won!

AMERICAN PIE 5: THE NAKED MILE

Frankly, American Pie 6 is way funnier than American Pie 5. Yes, i watched American Pie 6 first. I watched it ages ago, some day during last year. Maybe i have too high expectation on American Pie 5 since American Pie 6 is so funny. It's about Erik Stifler who is worrying about his virginity as his friends already have sex. He did not want to let his family name down, be the only Stifler who graduate from high school with his virginity intact. Finally, the girlfriend agreed to have sex with him. However, things were not as smooth as he thought. His girlfriend's dad came down when they were going to start. End up, he hided in the washing machine and poo-ed in it due to over frightened... Watch it yourself, it will not be nice if you know the whole story before watching it.

By the way, this is not porn movie, ok? *Just in case you think it is a porn movie.*


As i said, i will post about other movies i watched lately on my next crabbie post.

Crab: Hmm. It's yummy! The mutton is still spicy as ever! They have never toned down the spice! Yay! *High five* Pen Keyboard off, mouth open! wtf.
Friday, January 8, 2010
New year resolutions (Not too late huh?)
What the hell are you doing? Doing a new year resolutions post on 8th of January? Come on, it's been a week! What have you been doing in this week? Busy looking for girls? Girls? wtf.

What? Can't i do new year resolutions on 8th of January? I can do it whenever i want. I can even do a year 2010 resolutions on 31st of December 2010 if i want! wtf. Maybe i should try it. Ha! *Crap*

Okie, let me think about my New Year resolutions.

*1 Learn Korean language. I can watch Korean dramas and movies without referring to the subtitle and understand if anyone insult me in Korean! *As though i care*

*2 Buy a new lappy, pink external hard disk, pink earphone, pink mouse and what else?

*3 Read 20 novels in a day year.

*4 Control my temper better. I am sucks in controlling my temper. I will keep quiet first until someone further mess with me then i will just blurt everything out.

*5 Grow taller? *Is this possible?*

*6 Buy a camera myself. I want a pink one. *Pink mood is happening here. Go away if you hate pink but stay if you like me. wtf*

*7 Learn how to make pancake. I love pancakes but i have no idea how to use a pan. Confession: I can't cook at all. No, maybe not at all. I am capable of cooking instant noodles using microwave and heat sausages using oven. wtf.

*8 Learn how to use Photoshop like Xiaxue. I am learning now but argh the jaw line is still wavy and the colour thing is killing me.

*9 Travel to more places. Sabah, perhaps. I had the idea of going to Sabah since i watched the Hong Kong drama which some parts were filmed in Sabah. Of cause, i would like to have a chance to travel oversea.

*10 No more slacking in study. I need to be more industrious to get good result in university.

*11 Attending cousins' wedding. It sounds weird, i know. I just like to see my cousins get married because i can get more angpau from them in the coming Chinese New Year. wtf.

*12 Upload videos on Youtube. I have always wanted to do this with my friends. This is all because of Ryan Higa. We are inspired by him.

*13 Learn new musical instrument. Drum, can i? There is one musical instrument that i want to learn since er God knows when. It is HARP! I think it is elegant, beautiful and graceful.

*14 I will take a roller coaster ride. What? Okay, i am fear of height. This is why God granted me 4 feet 9 only instead of 5 feet or 6 feet.

*15 Reduce weight!!! This is a must!

*16 No more attacking the dentist. I actually didn't attack the dentist. I was just protecting myself, blocking him from extracting my tooth. I can't understand why must they extract so hard.

Since i am 16 year old this year, so 16 resolutions are just enough. *LIAR!!! Pants on fire!!!*

Okay, i lied. I am not 16! Ha!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
To KL
After Penang, i went to KL straight because my dad complained that direct return from Penang to Kuantan was tiring. So, we went KL instead of return home.


Christmas decoration in Suria KLCC. That was a huge candy house! *It was not made by candy though*


The Santa Claus down there was listening to kids' wishes and gave them candies!!!


There were a lot of kids queueing up waiting for their turn.


This shop attracted my attention!


Yes, it was called Dynasty Antique Gallery. I think it's somewhere near Kinokuniya. I spent most of the time in Kinokuniya while my family window shopping the whole mall.


A little bit of tropical landscape in the middle of a big city with buildings everywhere.

Besides Suria KLCC, i actually went to Times Square too. We were too busy shopping until we forgot to take any pictures. Technically, it was me who forgot to snap pictures. *Failed blogger*

You can see that my luggage before i went to Penang was zip-able. *The one on the left* I couldn't zip my luggage when i was packing it before i was leaving KL. *The one on the right* Yes, as you can see, i brought a pillow and a little bolster. Ended up, i transferred my pillow to my bag, that kind of bag which you carry to walk around shopping mall. Of cause, it was quite big and it was bulky when i put my pillow in. wtf.

I am going to KL again next two weeks. wtf. I didn't even have chance to go KL last time when i was small but now, haha.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Penang part 2
Sorry for the late posting. I know i am supposed to post it like God knows how long ago. Whatever it is, here i am blogging about it now.

After the places we went in Penang part 1, i went to the Kek Lok Si temple. It was freaking crowded that day. We were stuck in the traffic jam for God knows how long. Ended up, we walked all the way up. When i said we walked all the way up, i really meant it. We stopped way before those markets you saw at the bottom of Kek Lok Si temple. Anyhow, the journey was not bad especially when we were climbing the stairs up. There were stores selling souvenirs and stuffs along both sides of the stairs.


I saw this cute little puppy statue sculpture at the car park in front of the tallest Guan Yin statue.


There were actually a lot more as i walked around.


Two more here! Poor thing, who cover your eyes with stinky towels?


I found those little sculpture around here.


The door is huge!


The door shown above is actually entrance to visit the tallest Guan Yin statue. We didn't get to visit it because it was not done yet.


A clearer view.


Can you spot another Guan Yin in this picture? *I am not promoting those cars. wtf*


You can have beautiful skyline view there. *Sorry for the poor picture. It was taken with my 2mp mobile phone. Thanks to me who brought a empty battery camera. wtf*


I don't know why. I just like to take picture of ceiling. *Weirdo*


i took this picture when i was climbing the stairs.


And this too. I didn't take any picture when i was in the cable car. Yes, there were cable cars but they were unlike those in Genting Highland. The cable car was very very crowded.


We went shopping at night and i saw this special Christmas tree which was not a tree at Jalan Macalister if i were not mistaken. It's just by the road side. As you can see that, it looks like going to rain. Yes, it rained not long after i took the picture. wtf.


Thank god! The rain stopped when i came out of Perangin Mall. We lingering around the town and i saw the clock again. It was a giant clock and it worked! Actually, i saw it early in the morning that day but i thought it didn't work. My sister insisted on seeing the needle of the clock moved. So, we stood there for couple minutes just to see whether the clock worked and yes it worked! wtf.


Santa Claus was hiding up there!!!


I saw these at New World Park when i was going there for lunch. *Actually it supposed to be breakfast because my sister and i had not eaten yet* My dad and mom were going there for their second round. It was really lunch for them. They went out for breakfast in the morning when my sister and i were strolling around the Jalan Anson.


The water feature was nice! It would be nicer if there were colourful lights.


I spotted a whole shelf of Hello Kitty's stuff a shop in Penang Times Square. I only managed to snapped this picture because the sales girl was starring at me!

I stayed at different for the two days in Penang. The first night, i stayed at the one near KDU. It was called Garden Inn. The next day, my mom, sister and i went to stay with my dad at another hotel. It was a hotel with traditional decoration.


Like this one, a wooden tissue box.


And an ancient telephone. I am not sure whether it's still work.


I saw this ancient Chinese wall decoration on the wall too. There were quite a few of them.

The foods in Penang were wow! I had Penang Hokkien noodle *Their Hokkien noodle was totally different from the one in Kuantan. Their Hokkien noodle was actually prawn noodle while Kuantan Hokkien noodle was er brown in colour, cooked with oyster sauce or something like that and definitely not prawn noodle*, fried oyster *Their fried oyster was different from those in Malacca. Theirs was gluey*, dim sum *Theirs was much cheaper than you can have in Kuantan* and the list will just go on and on.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Job list
It's been three weeks! It's been three weeks since my last high school examination. It's been three weeks i become the security guard. It's not easy to be a security guard, okay? I have to wake up early in the morning. *9am is still morning, so is 10am. wtf* I have to be alert of the computer in case anyone send me comments on facebook. I need to watch out for Yoon Ji Hoo. *I just said that i want to stop talking about Yoon Ji Hoo on twitter* So, i need to watch out for Kim Hyun Joong instead. Ha! They are actually same person. Kim Hyun Joong is the actor while Yoon Ji Hoo is the character acted by Kim Hyun Joong in the drama. If you are up to date, you will know which drama i am talking about. wtf. In short, i have been staying at home online and watch movies/drama/youtube everyday besides those days i went to Penang and KL.

Since today is the last day of 2009, i think i need to get a job for my superbly long 5 months holiday. Erm... No, it's about 7 months!!! My mom is going to chop me if i continue my very ambitious dream of becoming a walking modrationary *Short form for movie/drama dictionary*.
So, yea, a job, i need to get a job. I want to try something new. Some job i have not tried before yet qualified for it.

Let's see.

1 Fashion boutique (Done!)
2 Lingerie boutique (Done!)
3 Souvenir shop (Done!)
4 Office (I worked as a clerk before. So, done!)
4 Cinema (I think i will spend all my salary on watching movie. wtf.)
5 Ice-cream store (Great! Going to gain xkg.)
6 Sushi King (Aww! Unagi everyday!)
7 Secret Recipe (I guess i will use my very "own" recipe to bake cakes. wtf.)
8 Supermarket (It's cashier job huh? Need to stick my butt on the chair all day long.)
9 Restaurant (Hahahaha!)
10 Book shop (I would love this! I can read novels for FREE!)

I'm just crapping. It's so slow to upload those Penang pictures today. So, i thought i can post a crappy blog in conjunction with my blog's name: Chili Crap Crab.

I really want to get a job in January. That's true. I'll probably go find one this Sunday.

Shall i end this post with a picture of Yoon Ji Hoo/Kim Hyun Joong? Hell yea!


My mom thinks he looks like a girl. He is indeed beautiful. That is undeniable. I am not a fans of him but i like him in the drama. He's a pity case in the drama. Guess i like pity guys. wtf.