These are some of the movies i have watched lately. I will post about the others next time. It would be such a long winding post if i squeeze them all here and i believed nobody would bother to read it.
AVATAR

Jake, a paraplegic ex-marine was brought to another planet which inhabited by
Na'vi. They spoke
Na'vi language. The language was actually created a professor to fit in this movie which was
learnable.
Na'vi had blue striped skin with yellow eyes. Their waists were so thin. The most amazing body parts were their pony tails. They plucked in their pony tails to the horses or the birds *No idea what the flying animals are* like we plucked in our
pendrive into CPU or something like that. Cool huh? *Except the yellow eyes part. Yellow eyes give an impression that they have some kind of disease.* One more thing,
Neytiri, one of the main character, had gills! I wonder how they use both nose and gills to breath. Jake was actually a spy for the human but he eventually fell in love with
Neytiri. So, the story went on like normal story would; the guy turned over the girl side and helped her people to fight against the evil.
This movie provides superb visual entertainment. There are many beautiful weird flora and fauna. By the way, the director, James Cameron started this movie at 2005. How long had he take? Calculator please?
wtf. 4 years, he took 4 years to finished this movie.
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Everybody knows the what it is about so no point i talk about the story here.
I personally do not like this movie. I prefer Twilight more.
Reasons of not liking this movie:
*1 Why are most of the posters have Edward Cullen and Bella Swan without Jacob Black? He is one of the main characters what. Some posters have Jacob Black on them but still seem not as significant as Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. *Just to
clarify, I am not a Jacob Black fans*
*2 Why is Bella Swan keep shivering especially when she talks?
*3 I dislike the part which showing Bella sitting on a chairs and the screen keeps turning from left to right and right to left again and again. There must be some other better methods to show that the time past months by months. It's making me dizzy.
wtf.
*4 I somehow think that Robert
Pattison is not the perfect actor for
Edward Cullen this character.
Ok la, in short, i don't like him. Done!
Anyhow, i am still looking forward to Eclipse.
WILD CHILD

This movie is a comedy that can definitely light up your weekend and weekdays as well if you watch during weekdays.
wtf. It's about a rich girl, Poppy *Her name is cute, isn't it? One of her room mates' name is cute too, Drippy.* from Malibu who is sent to a country British boarding school. She always carried her sanitizer around. 'Where's my sanitizer?
Eww...!!!' I remember this line very well! *Praise my memorising skill.
wtf.* She tried her best not to achieve good result but to be expelled with the help of her room mates whom she soon befriended with them. They did all sort of crimes to help her up. However, she eventually realised that she actually wanted to stay at Abey Mount *The British boarding school.* after she discovered her mom was a former student there. At the end, she saw her mom as a
lacrosse team leader, leaded the school
lacrosse team to final competition and guess what? Her team won!
AMERICAN PIE 5: THE NAKED MILE

Frankly, American Pie 6 is way funnier than American Pie 5. Yes, i watched American Pie 6 first. I watched it ages ago, some day during last year. Maybe i have too high expectation on American Pie 5 since American Pie 6 is so funny. It's about Erik
Stifler who is worrying about his virginity as his friends already have sex. He did not want to let his family name down, be the only
Stifler who graduate from high school with his virginity intact. Finally, the girlfriend agreed to have sex with him. However, things were not as smooth as he thought. His girlfriend's dad came down when they were going to start. End up, he hided in the washing machine and poo-ed in it due to over frightened... Watch it yourself, it will not be nice if you know the whole story before watching it.
By the way, this is not porn movie,
ok? *Just in case you think it is a porn movie.*
As i said, i will post about other movies i watched lately on my next
crabbie post.
Crab:
Hmm. It's yummy! The mutton is still spicy as ever! They have never toned down the spice!
Yay! *High five*
Pen Keyboard off, mouth open!
wtf.